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Primetime's "CLUB 1080"
Black Superman for your viewing pleasure  Monday's CLUB hour (5/14) included our guys top-10 songs they played in college to 'seal the deal'. You know, as Isaac calls it - 'sexual congress'. If you missed it. Shame on you! LISTEN HERE.
In case you wonder what four World Series titles smells like, check it out here.
Bob Barker and Adam Sandler reunite ten years after Happy Gilmore
Michael Bolton screws up the national anthem. Bolton is always good for a laugh. Gotta love the pleather jacket and man perm.
Separated at Birth? You Decide!
PROOF THAT OPRAH IS TRULY A FREAK!!! Look closely at those flip flops...is that a sixth toe we see? We're checking genealogy records right now for a relation to Antonio Alfonseca Spiderman 3 sells it's soul
We know what Arpil in Paris is all about, but if you want to know what May will be like for Paris Hilton, you can ask her yourself. She soon will be joining all the lovlies down at the L.A. County Detention Facility for the better part of 45 days for her recent probation violation for driving with a suspended license, and we here at the club have procured her contact address should you be inclined to send her a few words of encouragement. Good Luck Paris! Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF) 11705 South Alameda Street, Lynwood, CA 90262 Bus. Phone: (323) 568-4500 Watch Commander: (323) 568-4506 General Inmate Information, call: 213-473-6100 or visit the Inmate Information Center Inmate Mailing Address: Inmate name and Booking Number11705 S. Alameda St. Lynwood, Ca. 90262 her booking number is 9424185 However, for those of you who are tired of seeing celebrities get over on our justice system, feel free to add your name to the petition to the Governator, to make sure Paris does her turn in the pokey The Club 1080 Celebrity Father Hall of Fame We here in the Club are well acquainted with all of the pressures that go along with fame and parenting. That's why we have to give praise to and acknowledge those who set the example of finding that ever so delicate balance under the intense scrutiny of the public eye. That's why we have now opened our Celebrity Father Hall of Fame with our inagural class of two:
If you would like to nominate a celebrity father who you believe has the credentials to be inducted into the Hall of Fame send them to primetime@1080thefan.com for consideration.
NFL Network anchorman Rich Eisen in hot water
John Daily's too hot for TV Click here to see all the beer fueled fun. I'm not sure but I think he's selling golf balls. I kid you not, Alyssa Milano now has her own baseball blog. Insert your own joke about what she KNOWS about baseball or rather baseball players, or hockey players or NFL players for that matter. Either way enjoy. Alyssa’s blog
You just can't make this stuff up....we feel Lonny Baxter got hosed by only making #16 but it was nice to see both Zach Randolph and Sebastian Telfair make the list... The top 16 NBA Crimes of the Year WILL FERRELL'S STRUGGLING LIFESTYLE...ever wonder what it's like to be one of the hottest actors in Hollywood? It's not all it's cracked up to be. It's Will Ferrell behind closed doors. Need more of Pearl, here's the outtakes. A PRIMETIME TOP-10 LIST: Most awkward things men do
Why women are the way they are... In response to our topic of why women are completely nuts...when they have a easily solvable problem they don’t want us to fix it, but when they have gotten themselves into a mess that requires them to step up to the plate and solve it one their own they call us feaking out wanting some magical solution. We had asked for women to call and explain themselves, which several did and made absolutely no sense. But alas in our hour of need a beacon of light and sensibility shines through the darkness. Listener Shannen wrote in with one of the best emails we have ever gotten that finally exposes the truth about women and men. Dear Primetime, I would like to explain why we are the way we are. It is the man's fault. Men raise us to be this way. Fathers raise daughters with a double standard. For boys, fathers push them to have adventures, to learn how to survive. For girls, fathers shelter them from everything in an effort to "protect" them. But at the same time, fathers spoil their "daddy's little girl". They give them anything they want. This makes us needy spoiled brats. So what do you expect? Let's at the situation you described yesterday. What the wife really wanted was the husband to come and protect her. No matter how safe an area she was in, she felt stranded and helpless. This is what the phone call really was about, not changing tires. She didn't want to be alone. Think about when you were a kid. You had zero fear. As an adult, you have a lot more fear. So, as a boy, you learned the survival instinct with very little fear. Since we as women were sheltered from a lot of this, we have to learn it as an adult when we have much more fear. This causes us to act irrational. Now, as to why we don't like the solution you give us, this has to do with society. Even though we are raised to be needy, the feminist movement tells us that we should be strong, independent women. We try to fake this to fit in with society. Thus, if you give us a solution that we are perfectly capable of doing or something we could have thought of ourselves if we were calm and rational, we get defensive because we like to think we are independent women of the modern era. Thus, we want you to give us a solution that we would have never thought of or that we cannot do ourselves so our egos feel better and we don't look stupid. And, because we are daddy's little girl, we expect to get what we want. So your friends refusal to do what the woman asked, no matter how irrational it was, pissed her off. This, combined with her fear of being stranded, was a severe emotional rollercoaster. That is the consequence of spoiling us as kids to compensate the fact that we were never able to leave the house because it was too "dangerous". Now, this is why you should shut up about it. If you have daughters, I highly doubt you will stop raising them without the double standard. You still view us as the weaker sex that needs protecting. So, until men stop raising women this way, we will continue to act this way. But, on a positive note, it means we love you and need you. This should make you feel "manly". What would we do without you? In writing this, I just realized that the double standard is a conspiracy. Men raise us to be needy so we will always need them. They must know we are perfectly capable of being the independent women the feminists tells we can be. If we aren't raised with this double standard, maybe we'd have no use for men anymore. Hmm. I hope this helped you. Just remember, when we act this way, it is because we need you to protect us and solve our problems so don't get frustrated, just feel "manly". Shannen BRACKET OF THE WEEK We have a winner, thanks to all of you who voted in the most important Bracket of the Week contest we have had in the Club. The winning name of the next flavor of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream is: ROPP AND SUKE'S NUTTY ORANGE MAN CRUSH Next on the agenda, convincing Ben Jerry's to roll this stroke of culinary genius into production. Stay tuned to the Club when we have Sean Greenwood of Ben and Jerry's back to hear our pitch. Email primetime@1080thefan.com with your input. Bracket of the Week- best 100% bald look Random things from the Information Super Highway Not Reallu sure what's going on here between Will Ferrell and USC coach Pete Carroll but I want in. Chag Johnson on the other hand, I think I'll pass. Chalk that one up to things you should never be doing in a photo. And this guy should never be photograhed at all.
Get a load of 94.7 FM morning host Greg Glover...
NOW, get a load of 94.7 FM morning host Greg Glover...
This picture appears on a new show promotional coaster. Is this acceptable? Isn't this a position no man should EVER be caught dead in? We're confused & frightened. How in the world he agreed to be photographed in this position is beyond us. It really is. Not many cats can carry a full hour of the "Club" by themselves...one exception is comedian Ralphie May...LISTEN HERE.
TheWes Makin Delta Strike Force Action News Team. AKA the Dirty Dozen It was not an easy task selecting this elite fighting force. I (Suke) received over a hundred emails filled with even more nominees but alas I could only pick 12. That’s not to say that the people left off couldn’t head over to North Korea to kick some ass with the Action News team, just that they didn’t make the first cut. Let’s lay down the ground rules for making the team as laid out by listener Wes Makin for whom the team was named for.
With all the red tape taken care of, lets get down to the Dirty Dozen. 12. Major Dutch from Predator-. You knew Arnold was going to make the team, it was just a mater of who he was going to show up as. Dutch beat out both Conan and John Matrix from Commando to make the team. After all he killed the Predator, how can you argue with that. He will be in charge of the Action News team and I can’t think of anybody else I would rather have to lead us into North Korea. 11. John McClane from Die Hard- He may not be the pure bad ass that others on this team are, but he’s got guts and sometimes that’s enough. Fills the law enforcement slot as well. Let’s be honest, there are some that aren’t making it out alive, and you know McClane will lay it all on the line for the News Team. 10. Rambo John J- Possibly the easiest choice on the team. He might not need the other 11 to take out the entire North Korean Army. He’s that bad. In the words of Col. Troutman, " If you send that many men after Rambo, just remember one thing……a good supply of bags." 9. Major Scott McCoy /Chuck Norris from Delta Force- He’s Chuck Freakin Norris, enough said. He fills so many roles on the team, demolitions, karate expert, rocket motorcycle, and kick ass beard. The tag line to the Delta Force movie is, "they don’t negotiate with terrorists, they blow them away." 8. Maximus Meridus from Gladiator – Fills the ancient warrior role this team needed. Also provides great leadership with lines like "on my mark, unleash hell". Can lead the team while Ducth is busy doing arm curls and oiling himself up. 7.Beatrix Kiddo /Uma Thruman from Kill Bill- I know there has to be a hot chick on the team, but I will only allow one, which made this a tough competition. Ripley from Aliens was brought up a lot, Linda Hamilton from T2 was a popular choice, but I need a Ninja on this team and Kiddo is the deadliest women in the world. 6.Jack Bauer from 24-The only TV man to make the team. How can you go fight the North Koreans without Jack. He just might be the toughest SOB in TV history. 5.Rooster Cogburn / John Wayne from True Grit –Again not a easy desicion to choose my old west member. There were many worthy but only one was chosen. I had to go with the Duke. Plus his name is Rooster,. He’s a one eyed drunken US Marshal who goes double shotgun walking into a gun fight. 4. Casey Ryback/ Steven Segal from Under Siege- Yes its Steven Segal, but this was before he started to super suck. He kicked a lot of ass in Under Siege, plus he was a cook and the Action News Team needs to eat. 3.Sargent Barnes / Tom Berenger from Platoon- Flat out the scariest character from a war movie ever. That scared face screams let’s go kick some ass. He served like 4 voluntary tours in Nam, that gets you on the team. 2.Martin Riggs / Mel Gibson from Lethal Weapon – Former Special Forces man with nothing to lose. Doesn’t fear dying because he’s S**t house nuts. This was a hard one, Mel had tough competition from himself in William Wallace and Mad Max. Wallace would have made it but I already had Maximus. Riggs is a solid choice here. Every team needs a crazy Murdock, Riggs is mine. 1. Blaine/ Jesse the Body from Predator- Maybe the most controversial figure on the list. I went back and forth on this one for over an hour, but the bottom line is this. I don’t want old painless in the jungle with me, I NEED old painless in the jungle with me. To listen to the entire nomination process...click here. To listen to the final Dirty Dozen reveal...click here. William Wallace was robbed. IER. Who truly is the most annoying guy you know? The list continues to grow:
Suke is helping his daughters basketball team this season. Yet, he refuses to wear the t-shirt that reads "coach" on the back. Isaac, Swag and the listeners let him have it as does, in a Primetime instant classic, his own Mom! Take a listen. Who doesn't love a great pair of knockers? Apparently Suke. Isaac reprimands Suke for denying his wife a new set of melons. The debate is fierce...listen here. In the first of many ethnic segments to come...the gang prepared their top-five Canadian broads they'd like to schtoop: SWAG SUKE ISAAC Isaac & Gavin spend 45 fascinating minutes with author and sports-betting aficionado Michael Konik: Listen here - part 1 For more about Michael, click here. Isaac & Suke stumble upon...FARTING ETIQUETTE. Songs that make our crew want to kick their own ass:
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